http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/14632
Every time I read some insipidly stupid piece of drivel from a Nader-hater, I find myself wishing I could be in the room so I can go off on the buffoon with all the righteous outrage and fury I can muster. Because, really, after the first 2,571,890,362 blame-games against Ralph Nader over the theft of the 2000 and 2004 elections elections upon which the tireless advocate for the public had no significant impact the pathetic, delusional rants become quite tiresome.
Tiresome, because it's not George W. Bush, his brother Jeb, their flunkies Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell, his cousin John Ellis, Diebold, Karl Rove, the Swift Boat Liars, ChoicePoint DBT, or the Supreme (Kangaroo) Court that are responsible for the horrors of the last seven and a half years. Nor is it Al Gore and John Kerry who are to be held to account for running granny campaigns that ran to the political right, and failed to differentiate themselves from the Republican monsters who were their opponents.
Oh no, it's never they who are rightly blamed. It's one independent presidential candidate of several who ran in 2000. Only one man is to be held in eternal contempt for daring to exercise his Constitutional right to run for president. Only one man is doomed to go down in history as the depraved lunatic who ushered in Armageddon: Ralph Nader.
Why, asks imbecilic cretin Stout House, are you running again in 2008, when so much is imperiled by the real possibility of a McCain presidency?
Why, you insufferable, subhuman piece of filth, do you insist on subscribing to the utterly ridiculous notion that Democrats are somehow entitled to any vote that isn't cast for a Republican? At what point did you first begin to believe that Democrats didn't have to actually do anything to earn those votes? And it's not just you, you living afterbirth; thousands of overgrown children just like you wasted more time in 2004 trying to keep Nader off the ballot than you ever spent trying to sell your candidate. It never occurred to you that you might be to blame for throwing the 2000 and 2004 elections to the shrub and his gargoyle.
Because all you ever do is shit on the Democratic Party's base. You come around every two years, demanding our votes, saying how bad things are under this vile dictatorship we are forced to endure (you call it an administration, a presidency, as though an illegitimate coup makes it that), threatening us with more of the same if we don't vote for your party.
So we do just that, and it doesn't do a damned thing, doesn't make a damned bit of difference. We voted for Kerry in 2004, but he failed to get into office despite actually winning the election. He broke his promise to fight for every ballot, to make sure they were all counted. He refused to fight back when the shrub's proxies smeared his military record. The shrub, who deserted his champagne unit for over a year. We voted your party back into power after twelve years, in spite of all the electoral fraud perpetuated by the GOP, and what do you worthless fuckers do? You take impeachment off the table, write more blank checks to keep the occupation of Iraq going, and give the shrub the okay to spy on us!
And then you miserable, lying, arrogant, greedy, spineless, corporate-whoring, selfish, self-absorbed, egomaniacal, narcissistic, self-congratulating, clique-driven, useless, worthless, shit-spewing, contempt-ridden, criminal-enabling, perpetually capitulating motherfuckers have the unmitigated GALL to talk shit to us in return! You want our votes during election seasons, but the rest of the time you waste dumping all over us, marginalizing us as "extreme" and telling us we're everything you are when we turn away from you, when we look elsewhere for a political party that represents our nation's needs.
You pat us on the head, condescendingly treating us like retarded little children, saying not to worry, just keep voting for us and you can go back to your distracted, stunted little existences fully confident that the royal fucking we'll continue to receive from you will be nice, properly lubricated and gentle as opposed to the violent, rectum-distending rape we are subjected to by the GOP.
You assholes, how dare you?!? How dare you come bitching at us and laying blame on our shoulders for your failures! I am sick and fucking tired of you people. You're every bit as horrendously awful as the Republicans. No, you're worse, because at least they don't make such pretense about being anything more than subhuman vermin dragging this country into the filth-laden sewers with them. No, they're power-hungry, greed-driven bastards and proud of it. You pretend to be something you're not, and you have the audacity to get angry at those of us who choose to defy this sick and depraved system that does nothing but crush the American people and grind us into the dirt.
Have you read this far? Are you offended by these words?
Fuck you.
You don't have the right to be offended. You don't have the right to be anything other than ashamed to call yourselves human beings. You don't have the right to call yourselves Democrats. Most of all, you don't have the right to our votes. You're just a bunch of selfish children full of unearned delusions of entitlement, disgraces to everything the party of Roosevelt and the New Deal stood for. And you are through treating us like the scum of the earth just because of your irrational, unreasoning, unjustified hatred for Ralph Nader.
QUOTE(Michael @ May 15 2008, 01:59 AM) 
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/14632
Every time I read some insipidly stupid piece of drivel from a Nader-hater, I find myself wishing I could be in the room so I can go off on the buffoon with all the righteous outrage and fury I can muster. Because, really, after the first 2,571,890,362 blame-games against Ralph Nader over the theft of the 2000 and 2004 elections elections upon which the tireless advocate for the public had no significant impact the pathetic, delusional rants become quite tiresome.
Tiresome, because it's not George W. Bush, his brother Jeb, their flunkies Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell, his cousin John Ellis, Diebold, Karl Rove, the Swift Boat Liars, ChoicePoint DBT, or the Supreme (Kangaroo) Court that are responsible for the horrors of the last seven and a half years. Nor is it Al Gore and John Kerry who are to be held to account for running granny campaigns that ran to the political right, and failed to differentiate themselves from the Republican monsters who were their opponents.
Oh no, it's never they who are rightly blamed. It's one independent presidential candidate of several who ran in 2000. Only one man is to be held in eternal contempt for daring to exercise his Constitutional right to run for president. Only one man is doomed to go down in history as the depraved lunatic who ushered in Armageddon: Ralph Nader.
Why, asks imbecilic cretin Stout House, are you running again in 2008, when so much is imperiled by the real possibility of a McCain presidency?
Why, you insufferable, subhuman piece of filth, do you insist on subscribing to the utterly ridiculous notion that Democrats are somehow entitled to any vote that isn't cast for a Republican? At what point did you first begin to believe that Democrats didn't have to actually do anything to earn those votes? And it's not just you, you living afterbirth; thousands of overgrown children just like you wasted more time in 2004 trying to keep Nader off the ballot than you ever spent trying to sell your candidate. It never occurred to you that you might be to blame for throwing the 2000 and 2004 elections to the shrub and his gargoyle.
Because all you ever do is shit on the Democratic Party's base. You come around every two years, demanding our votes, saying how bad things are under this vile dictatorship we are forced to endure (you call it an administration, a presidency, as though an illegitimate coup makes it that), threatening us with more of the same if we don't vote for your party.
So we do just that, and it doesn't do a damned thing, doesn't make a damned bit of difference. We voted for Kerry in 2004, but he failed to get into office despite actually winning the election. He broke his promise to fight for every ballot, to make sure they were all counted. He refused to fight back when the shrub's proxies smeared his military record. The shrub, who deserted his champagne unit for over a year. We voted your party back into power after twelve years, in spite of all the electoral fraud perpetuated by the GOP, and what do you worthless fuckers do? You take impeachment off the table, write more blank checks to keep the occupation of Iraq going, and give the shrub the okay to spy on us!
And then you miserable, lying, arrogant, greedy, spineless, corporate-whoring, selfish, self-absorbed, egomaniacal, narcissistic, self-congratulating, clique-driven, useless, worthless, shit-spewing, contempt-ridden, criminal-enabling, perpetually capitulating motherfuckers have the unmitigated GALL to talk shit to us in return! You want our votes during election seasons, but the rest of the time you waste dumping all over us, marginalizing us as "extreme" and telling us we're everything you are when we turn away from you, when we look elsewhere for a political party that represents our nation's needs.
You pat us on the head, condescendingly treating us like retarded little children, saying not to worry, just keep voting for us and you can go back to your distracted, stunted little existences fully confident that the royal fucking we'll continue to receive from you will be nice, properly lubricated and gentle as opposed to the violent, rectum-distending rape we are subjected to by the GOP.
You assholes, how dare you?!? How dare you come bitching at us and laying blame on our shoulders for your failures! I am sick and fucking tired of you people. You're every bit as horrendously awful as the Republicans. No, you're worse, because at least they don't make such pretense about being anything more than subhuman vermin dragging this country into the filth-laden sewers with them. No, they're power-hungry, greed-driven bastards and proud of it. You pretend to be something you're not, and you have the audacity to get angry at those of us who choose to defy this sick and depraved system that does nothing but crush the American people and grind us into the dirt.
Have you read this far? Are you offended by these words?
Fuck you.
You don't have the right to be offended. You don't have the right to be anything other than ashamed to call yourselves human beings. You don't have the right to call yourselves Democrats. Most of all, you don't have the right to our votes. You're just a bunch of selfish children full of unearned delusions of entitlement, disgraces to everything the party of Roosevelt and the New Deal stood for. And you are through treating us like the scum of the earth just because of your irrational, unreasoning, unjustified hatred for Ralph Nader.
Every time I read some insipidly stupid piece of drivel from a Nader-hater, I find myself wishing I could be in the room so I can go off on the buffoon with all the righteous outrage and fury I can muster. Because, really, after the first 2,571,890,362 blame-games against Ralph Nader over the theft of the 2000 and 2004 elections elections upon which the tireless advocate for the public had no significant impact the pathetic, delusional rants become quite tiresome.
Tiresome, because it's not George W. Bush, his brother Jeb, their flunkies Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell, his cousin John Ellis, Diebold, Karl Rove, the Swift Boat Liars, ChoicePoint DBT, or the Supreme (Kangaroo) Court that are responsible for the horrors of the last seven and a half years. Nor is it Al Gore and John Kerry who are to be held to account for running granny campaigns that ran to the political right, and failed to differentiate themselves from the Republican monsters who were their opponents.
Oh no, it's never they who are rightly blamed. It's one independent presidential candidate of several who ran in 2000. Only one man is to be held in eternal contempt for daring to exercise his Constitutional right to run for president. Only one man is doomed to go down in history as the depraved lunatic who ushered in Armageddon: Ralph Nader.
Why, asks imbecilic cretin Stout House, are you running again in 2008, when so much is imperiled by the real possibility of a McCain presidency?
Why, you insufferable, subhuman piece of filth, do you insist on subscribing to the utterly ridiculous notion that Democrats are somehow entitled to any vote that isn't cast for a Republican? At what point did you first begin to believe that Democrats didn't have to actually do anything to earn those votes? And it's not just you, you living afterbirth; thousands of overgrown children just like you wasted more time in 2004 trying to keep Nader off the ballot than you ever spent trying to sell your candidate. It never occurred to you that you might be to blame for throwing the 2000 and 2004 elections to the shrub and his gargoyle.
Because all you ever do is shit on the Democratic Party's base. You come around every two years, demanding our votes, saying how bad things are under this vile dictatorship we are forced to endure (you call it an administration, a presidency, as though an illegitimate coup makes it that), threatening us with more of the same if we don't vote for your party.
So we do just that, and it doesn't do a damned thing, doesn't make a damned bit of difference. We voted for Kerry in 2004, but he failed to get into office despite actually winning the election. He broke his promise to fight for every ballot, to make sure they were all counted. He refused to fight back when the shrub's proxies smeared his military record. The shrub, who deserted his champagne unit for over a year. We voted your party back into power after twelve years, in spite of all the electoral fraud perpetuated by the GOP, and what do you worthless fuckers do? You take impeachment off the table, write more blank checks to keep the occupation of Iraq going, and give the shrub the okay to spy on us!
And then you miserable, lying, arrogant, greedy, spineless, corporate-whoring, selfish, self-absorbed, egomaniacal, narcissistic, self-congratulating, clique-driven, useless, worthless, shit-spewing, contempt-ridden, criminal-enabling, perpetually capitulating motherfuckers have the unmitigated GALL to talk shit to us in return! You want our votes during election seasons, but the rest of the time you waste dumping all over us, marginalizing us as "extreme" and telling us we're everything you are when we turn away from you, when we look elsewhere for a political party that represents our nation's needs.
You pat us on the head, condescendingly treating us like retarded little children, saying not to worry, just keep voting for us and you can go back to your distracted, stunted little existences fully confident that the royal fucking we'll continue to receive from you will be nice, properly lubricated and gentle as opposed to the violent, rectum-distending rape we are subjected to by the GOP.
You assholes, how dare you?!? How dare you come bitching at us and laying blame on our shoulders for your failures! I am sick and fucking tired of you people. You're every bit as horrendously awful as the Republicans. No, you're worse, because at least they don't make such pretense about being anything more than subhuman vermin dragging this country into the filth-laden sewers with them. No, they're power-hungry, greed-driven bastards and proud of it. You pretend to be something you're not, and you have the audacity to get angry at those of us who choose to defy this sick and depraved system that does nothing but crush the American people and grind us into the dirt.
Have you read this far? Are you offended by these words?
Fuck you.
You don't have the right to be offended. You don't have the right to be anything other than ashamed to call yourselves human beings. You don't have the right to call yourselves Democrats. Most of all, you don't have the right to our votes. You're just a bunch of selfish children full of unearned delusions of entitlement, disgraces to everything the party of Roosevelt and the New Deal stood for. And you are through treating us like the scum of the earth just because of your irrational, unreasoning, unjustified hatred for Ralph Nader.
I read it on The Chimp and gave you a TEN. You're right though, Jeff might ban you, but I really don't think so. He's put up with me for 2 years. You're right by the way. Even though I support Mike. If he gets the Lib nod, Nader won't even be an issue.
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